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I'm an expert at finding things out. A lot of the things you read here I've 'got from my brother - he's actually in the S.A.S. - He's currently working under cover as a chef to try to catch someone who's been changing the accounts to steal lots of money. I obviously can't say too much because I don't want to give his secret away (it's called ops secret in the S.A.S.).
Here's just a few tips that will help you find things out too.
1. Always carry a book or a newspaper so you can pretend to read.
2. Always position your self so you can hear what the enemy is saying.
3. Try to learn some torture techniques - you can find guides on the internet.

Andrew knows how to make bombs - he once took the gunpowder out of a firework & made some semtex by mixing it with plastacine (this is how the army bombers make 'C4').

Luke has been learning aikido for nearly 5 years now - he shows us loads of different ways to beat up someone who's going to get you.

Thomas knows all about the different guns the S.A.S. use. He's got some secret S.A.S. books that show you how to take them to bits & how to sniper someone from over 5 miles away. He's actually seen a real gun once (not on the telly) in london last year with his uncle.

Steven's granddad was an S.A.S. doctor & he knows all about different bloods that you have to put into someone that's been shot or exploded.


We can give you loads of advise about joining the S.A.S. just email us (click the names above).